The Oscars!! They’re happening!! What a shitshow they’re going to be! As I’m writing this it’s Friday night and I’m watching Bohemian Rhapsody on a plane. It’s truly so hard to overstate how bad it is. Rami Malek can’t talk through those damn teeth! The movie looks cheap! There’s literally a part where Rami coughs blood into a tissue and then hides the tissue so that we know he’s sick!! It reminds me of those fake movies from Tropic Thunder that are supposed to let you know that Robert Downey Jr. is a Serious Actor but also that being a Serious Actor is pretty stupid.
Ok sorry back to the Oscars. Last year I guessed which of the presenters would wear glasses despite the fact that they don’t wear glasses 364 days out of the year. I wanted to do the same thing this year but there’s no good, full list of the presenters and I don’t want to miss anyone. My guess though is that Sarah Paulson will be wearing specs.
This year I made a bingo card. I don’t even know if I’m going to be watching so if you play along please let me know if you get bingo.
xoxo, liv