Jake Gyllenhaal is wearing a chain now.
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Tomorrow is one of my favorite days of the year. It’s the first Monday in May, which means that the Met Gala is upon us. The Met Gala is the sartorial …
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I’m sorry, the old new Taylor can’t come to the phone right now. Why? Oh, 'cause she was smothered by a Live Laugh Love pillow! You guuuuyyysss. Taylor…
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This one goes out to all my people who don’t watch Game Of Thrones, and not in the performative, I would never watch that garbage way. Just in the way …
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for maximum citrus pleasure
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time for real dumb bitch hours who the fuck up
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luckily i write all my bad poems in a moleskine like an ADULT
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pls help me out here
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someone please teach me to cook my organs are dying
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whoever put rami in those fake teeth should go to jail
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someone please throw my phone into a blender
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wherein I bravely reveal that I have seen both Venom and Aquaman
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